I learned a few things on the internet this week. Highlights: Summer of Black women, Black press v. Black media, rotting Rotten Tomatoes, Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas, Danny Masterson, Jimmy Fallon, orange yolks, Oliva Rodrigo and Taylor Swift, Burning Mud, and talking with sperm whales.Â
The 19th: The Summer of the Black Woman
This has been the summer of the Black woman and I have loved it! BeyoncĂ© has flooded the timelines for months. VP Kamala Harris is making moves in Southeast Asia. Simone Biles is back. ShaâCarri Richardson got redemption. And Coco wins the US Open!Â
The joy of the summer has not come without its lows: âThe Supreme Court struck down affirmative action and ended plans to cancel some student loan debt,â and âon July 29, OâShae Sibley, a queer Black choreographer, was stabbed to death while dancing to BeyoncĂ©âs music at a New York City gas station. Last month, police shot to death TaâKiya Young, a 21-year-old pregnant mother in an Ohio parking lot after she was accused of shoplifting.âÂ
Yet, âall summer long, there were displays of Black women repeatedly choosing joy and unapologetically owning their power in public in a way that felt new and different.â This summer felt unadulterated, and filled with â[Black women] finding and using their voices, defining themselves and rejecting othersâ attempts to define them â and succeeding.âÂ
What Iâm Reading: The new Black press is changing the game
Hearing the term âBlack Media,â I immediately think of outlets like The Shade Room or The Breakfast Club, both of which have more than suspect politics. While The Shade Room and The Breakfast Club are mainstays, the landscape of Black Media is vast with âno set of shared standards, ethics, or guidelines among the Instagram pages, influencers masquerading as journalists, or gossip websites that the average reader tends to lump into the category.âÂ
While there has been a proliferation of Black media outlets, Black press has also grown. The two are distinctly different, and âoutlets like the Kansas City Defender, Capital B MLK50: Justice Through Journalism, The Black Wall Street Times, The Emancipator, Hammer & Hope, The Grio, Scalawag Magazine and more are using social media to grow their audiences and share their stories. But they pay homage to the historic Black press, which captured the fight for civil rights, equality, and the everyday lives of Black people, accurately and fairly. These new Black press outlets have editors, style guides, a code of ethics, and issue corrections when something is incorrect.âÂ
Vulture: The Decomposition of Rotten Tomatoes
I have no clue why, but I almost never engage with Rotten Tomatoes. I rarely look at reviews before I watch them, let alone check the site. Apparently, Iâm in the minority, and âthe Tomatometer may be the most important metric in entertainment, yet itâs also erratic, reductive, and easily hacked.â Founded 25 years ago, âthe site was conceived in the early days of the web as a Hot or Not for movies. Now, it can make or break them â with implications for how films are perceived, released, marketed, and possibly even green-lit.â Hollywood has A LOT of issues.Â
Vogue: Long Live the Party Mom
Joe Joans filed for divorce from his wife Sophie Turner and he looks like an ass. According to TMZ, Jonas has been caring for the coupleâs two children âpretty much all of the timeâ while Turner is on set in the UK. Further, there are reports that Turner enjoys going out, drinking, and partyingâsomething that is unacceptable to Jonas and he is attempting to shame her for.Â
Jonas has used this behavior to condemn her, but âeven if Turner is a party mom…so what?â writes Emma Spector, and the rest of the internet agrees. No one is âcondoning drinking a ton or rendering yourself unable to hang with your kids on a regular basis, but Turnerâs children were, as far as I know, not at the bar where she was so debauchedly daring to do shots,â writes Spector.Â
But âis it really such a five-alarm scandal if this 27-year-old woman and mother wants to enjoy herself adult style while her kids are safe with their dad? Maybe weâd all be better off if we accepted that having kids doesnât have to permeate every single aspect of your time and identity and just let mothers have some goddamn fun.âÂ
âThat 70s Showâ star Danny Masterson was sentenced to 30 years in prison on Thursday for raping two women. Masterson was convicted in late May for the rapes that took place in 2003. Many celebrities, including Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, wrote letters to Judge Charlaine F. Olmedo, who oversaw the case, requesting leniency. However, during sentencing, Judge Olmedo addressed Masterson, saying, âYou are not the victim here. Your actions 20 years ago took away another personâs choice and voice. Your actions 20 years ago were criminal, and thatâs why you are here,â making her position clear.Â
Much of the hearing focused on the Church of Scientology, of which Masterson was a member. In one statement, a victim (who is known by her initials N.T.) described how the church was Mastersonâs âenabler and protector,â and that she was a âbrain-washed member.â This was the second trial as Mastersonâs first trial in 2022 resulted in a deadlock.Â
RollingStone: Chaos, Comedy, and âCrying Roomsâ: Inside Jimmy Fallonâs âTonight Showâ
Well, damn. I guess Jimmy Fallon and Ellen Degenerous are BFFs. On Thursday, RollingStone published this exposĂ© on Fallon and his tenure on âThe Tonight Showâ by Krystie Lee Yandoli. In her exposĂ©, Yandoli reports that âaccording to two current and 14 former employees, The Tonight Show has been a toxic workplace for years â far outside the boundaries of whatâs considered normal in the high-pressure world of late-night TV.â News of the allegations spread across X, formerly known as Twitter, with users sharing now telling clips of Fallon on his show, and an excerpt from Tiny Feyâs 2011 âBoysspantsâ recounting how he tried to shame Amy Pohler in an SNL writers room.
Iâve experienced people using the color of egg yolks as an expression of morals, ethics, and class. Usually this happened when I lived in cities, far from places where many people had farms or chickens, where you could buy eggs from a stand while driving down a county road. People would compare the color of egg yolks, with the deeper yellow-orange signifying a person of better morals, ethics, politics, and a higher class. A person who bought pasture raised or heritage eggs cared more about the quality of life of chickens, thus, they were more moral and had better animal ethics, signifying their politics as well. And, of course, anyone who could afford these eggs, which can cost upwards of $10 a dozen in a city, were of a higher class because WHO CAN AFFORD TO SPEND $10 ON EGGS?!?!Â
âThe egg has become the poster child for all-natural, accessible, âwholeâ foods ready to prove their virtue once you crack them open.â Social media has fetishized these deep-orange yolked eggs to the point of absurdity, and âin an effort to appease us by proving the natural, healthy habitats of their hens, egg companies will supplement their feed with things like marigolds, turmeric, and beets to greenwash a perfectly suitable yellow yolk.âÂ
Slate: The Olivia RodrigoâTaylor Swift âBeefâ Is Really About Something Deeper
Until recently, I did not know that adults actively listen to both Taylor Swift or Olivia Rodrigo. Nor did I know the two singers have beef. I guess I am really not on the part of the internet in which they exist? Anyway, apparently âSwift and Rodrigo were once a public mutual appreciation society. That seemed to chill after Sour came out and Swift apparently demanded credit (and an accompanying cut of the profits) for Rodrigoâs single âDeja Vu,â whose shouted bridge was inspired in style by Swiftâs âCruel Summer.ââÂ
For Rodrigo, âlike a huge proportion of young singer-songwriters today, itâs not just one or two of her songs that are indebted to Swift but her entire songwriting style, from the diaristic direct address to the mixture of narrow and wide leaps in her melodies.â This has much larger implications as âthe legal environment that enables artists to monetize stylistic influence, as opposed to literal plagiarism of one song by another, is due largely to the court decision in the âBlurred Linesâ case eight years ago.Â
The Rodrigo-Swift affair is an illustration of how off-base that verdictâs interpretation of artistic process was. If every Swift-influenced song had to tithe her royalties, Swift would be wetting her beak in half the output of the industry, like some kind of white-girl-pop Godfather.â
This beef is honestly a lot more interesting than I initially thought.
WIRED: The End of Burning Man Is Also Its Future
This year Burning Man, the annual 80,000-person bacchanal [that] happens about three hours outside of Reno, Nevada, in the Black Rock Desert every Labor Dayâ turned into a mudslide. Situated in a dry lakebed, the event is usually a place âextreme temperatures, extreme dust storms, and an extreme lack of water,â but this year, due to climate change, it was extremely wet due to a tropical storm followed by an unseasonable rainstorm. Once a radical community-focused gathering, âin the past five years, Burning Man has gained a reputation for being a playground for billionaires and influencers, filled with luxury RVs and private, air-conditioned domes with open bars.â Burning Mud might just give Burning Man the opportunity to re-evaluate its roots for a more sustainable future.Â
The New Yorker: Can We Talk to Whales?
A few months ago, my friend sent me a Tweet that asked âWould you rather be able to talk to your dog for 1 hour but lose 10 years off your life or live 5 years longer?â I quickly responded that I would rather talk to my dog, which sent me into a spiral trying to figure out if I would learn dog language, or she would learn English, or maybe there would be some new kind of language? I donât think I will ever be able to speak with animals, but some scientists are trying to communicate with sperm whales.Â
Sperm whales, the largest toothed whales, are thought to have one of the most complex forms of communication in the animal kingdom, âproduce[ings] quick bursts of clicks, known as codas, which they exchange with one another. The exchanges seem to have the structure of conversation.â Through the Cetacean Translation Initiative, or CETI, scientists are trying to decode codas with the help of AI. Codas âare clearly learned or, to use the term of art, socially transmitted,â and differ by region, with babies learning to babble âbefore they can click them out proficiently.âÂ
Scientists have been able to identify a repertoire of 25 codas, âa pretty limited vocabulary. But, just as no one can yet say what, if anything, codas mean to sperm whales, no one can say exactly what features are significant to them. It may be that there are nuances in, say, pacing or pitch that have so far escaped human detection.â